2x01-Normal Is The Watchword
VERONICA: My dad is probably watching us through a telescope.
She looks over her shoulder and Logan’s eyes follow her gaze.
LOGAN: He's probably impressed with your virtue.
VERONICA: And the telescope is mounted on a rifle.
Logan stares out at where Keith is imagined to be and after a pause, holds up his hand, fingers spread wide.
LOGAN: Five more minutes.


LOGAN: What I'm trying to say is that I'm in love with you.
VERONICA: The things guys'll say to get past second base.

LOGAN: My sister's negotiating with networks to sell her version of the Aaron Echolls story. I think the sticking point is she's insisting she play herself. Producers, on the other hand, are insisting on Tara Reid.
VERONICA: Trina wasn't even around.
LOGAN: Who do you suppose cares? I've always wanted a TV movie version of my life. Hey, think they can get Tom Welling to play me?
VERONICA: Dream on.


LOGAN: Are you breaking up with me?
VERONICA: I can't stay with you. Not with you and your toadies cruising around at night and hatching plans, refusing to let everything get back to normal. Someone's gonna get killed, Logan.
LOGAN: Someone already has, did you forget that already? And most of the people in this town think I did it. Those people you call "toadies" are my friends; they've got my back.
VERONICA: It's not about protection, Logan. It's about pride. And, the thing that I can't stand is that…I'm pretty sure there's a part of you that's having fun with all of this.
LOGAN: Fun? Fun? My mom is dead! My girlfriend is dead! My dad is a murderer! And the only person I still care about is dumping me. You think I'm having fun?

2x04-Green-Eyed Monster
LOGAN: My day is complete. Veronica Mars has accused me of evil.

2x06-Rat Saw God
Veronica voiceover: At least at the end of the day, I get to curl up with my adorable, honest boyfriend.
She settles into the arms of the figure lying on the couch with a magazine over his face, thinking it's Duncan.
LOGAN: It's the sweater, isn't it? Chicks can't resist argyle.
Veronica rips the magazine off his face.
LOGAN: Please let go of me.
LOGAN: Ever the tease.
VERONICA: What is he doing here?
LOGAN: Aw, didn't you hear? I'm out a house. I live here now.

2x07-Nobody Put Baby In A Corner
LOGAN: Seriously, though, I was reading "Third Wheel: A Beginner's Guide," and we should come up with, like, some kind of code word for when you guys are feeling frisky and, uh, don't want to be disturbed.
VERONICA: Like "scram"?
LOGAN:I was thinking "awkward." But scram's good. Or "amscray."


LOGAN: Hey, remember when we made out against the sink and you had your legs around my waist?
VERONICA: Stop. You'll make me blush.
LOGAN: Honestly, how much easier would your life be if you were indifferent to me?
VERONICA: So much, since I'm really struggling. What do you want?

2x08-Ahoy Mateys!
VERONICA: Oh, you're being a jackass. It must be an even-numbered day. I do so prefer the odd-numbered days when you're kissing my ass for a favor.
LOGAN: Well, you find out why this plastic surgeon is trying to get me sent away for killing Felix and I will make sure that all even-numbered days are removed from the calendar.

LOGAN: Hey, it's okay. You're going to be okay.
VERONICA: A gun, Logan?! A gun? What are you doing with a gun? You're going to get yourself killed! Don't you understand that?!
LOGAN: Look, it's...look, it's not even loaded.
VERONICA: Oh, I feel so much better.
LOGAN: Dick's dad gave it to me. He said given my situation...
VERONICA: Given your situation, you should just move out of Neptune.
LOGAN: Yeah, well, no can do.

2x11-Donut Run
LOGAN: Hi-ho.
VERONICA: What did you say?
LOGAN: Oh, your uniform. Hi-ho. It's off to work you go.
VERONICA: Guess that makes me Snow White.
LOGAN: You must be on your way up to see Mopey.
VERONICA: How is he doing, Sleazy?

2x12- Rashard & Wallace Go to White Castle
LOGAN: Look, Veronica, can you just once save my ass without comment?
VERONICA: No. Because saving your ass with comment, it just... it works better for me.


2x15-The Quick And The Wed
VERONICA: Toying with a sweet, little girl's heart just to screw with her dad - I get it. San Quentin isn't quite as enticing as, say, college. But damn, you've really plumbed new depths, Logan.
LOGAN: You're cute when you're jealous. [taps her nose]

2x17-Plan B
VERONICA: "Freedom: That's what it's all about. But talking about it, and being it, that's two different things."
LOGAN: Whew. You came up all deliberate-like, I figured you wanted to be first in line to ask me to the Sadie Hawkins dance, not recite my prize-winning essay.
VERONICA: Neither, actually. I'm quoting Easy Rider, which you may remember making me watch last summer.
LOGAN: That's funny, it sounds a lot like my essay.
VERONICA: Yeah. Weird.
LOGAN: Mmm.

LOGAN: God, you're a pest.
VERONICA: Tell me everything you remember about the night Felix was killed.
LOGAN: You do know I've been cleared of all charges, right? The whole dead Felix business has lost its intrigue for me, and when something stops being important to me, my memory gets a little fuzzy. Wait...who are you?
VERONICA: The murder is still unsolved.
LOGAN: And yet, somehow, I sleep like a baby.
VERONICA: If Thumper did do it, he's about to get away with killing Felix, framing you, taking over the PCH bike club, and cornering the high school drug trade. We should invite him to speak at FBLA.
LOGAN: Follow the bouncing ball: Not. My. Prob-lem.

LOGAN: So this is staking out, huh? It looks sexier in the movies.
VERONICA: Did you hear anything from Hannah?
LOGAN: Does deafening silence count?
VERONICA: You know, I'm not sure, but I think when they start shipping your girlfriends off you're officially a bad boy. Cue high five.
LOGAN: Her dad and your dad should get together and go bowling.


VERONICA: Dance with me.
LOGAN: Oh. When I dreamed of this moment, "I've Had the Time of My Life" was always playing. Well, what can you do?


2x18-I Am God
VERONICA: Yep, I have no idea what compelled me to do that.
LOGAN: Is it because you're five?
VERONICA: I'm a little punchy; I haven't been sleeping.
LOGAN: Thoughts of me? Hey, I get it. Um, sometimes I'm up all night just thinking about myself.

VERONICA:Remind me. Why did we break up?
LOGAN: Well you thought the other guy had greener grass. Mm, or was it something about me being too much man? No, wait, it was you. You were too much man.

LOGAN: Ah, am I still keeping you up at night? You look like Steve Buscemi.
VERONICA: You...are such...a catch.

2x19-Nevermind The Buttocks
LOGAN: As a rule I like to start every school day with a hot blonde waiting for me in the parking lot.
VERONICA: Me too!
LOGAN: I'm not blonde.
VERONICA: Or hot.
LOGAN: Mm.
VERONICA: Got a question for you. Remember back when you were doing the deed with Dick's stepmom?
LOGAN: Hm, vaguely. I remember she thought I was hot.
VERONICA: Were you with her on the day of the crash? You two talked on the phone a few times that day.
LOGAN: Man, you're obsessed with my sex life. Do I need to start carrying around a webcam from now on?

VERONICA: Logan!
LOGAN: Day of the crash, day of the crash...uh. I'd really have to consult my Feelings Journal to be sure.
VERONICA: Kendall stood to make millions by sending Dick and Beaver over that cliff. There was an insurance policy.
LOGAN: Kendall requires a domestic staff to make cereal. You think she could really plot a murder?
VERONICA: Were you with her at 7:03?
LOGAN: No, actually, she kicked me out before the sheets were dry. But considering her husband's fondness for handguns and the fact that Dick and Beaver could come home at any minute, who could blame her? Anything else? Oh. I, uh, I got to second base with Tammy Forrester in eighth grade in Duncan's closet. And last summer, I made this townie girl moan without even using my hands. Is any of this relevant? Should I make a list?

2x20 Look Who's Stalking
VERONICA: Hey, how’s it goin’?
LOGAN: Oh, this is gonna be good.
VERONICA: What?
LOGAN: Ah, you have that "I’d rather be making out with a broken bottle" look. Which if history serves, means you’re about to say something awkward.
VERONICA: This? This is my "I’d rather be spelunking" look. It’s like you don’t know me at all.
LOGAN: Right. So let’s have it.

LOGAN: Well, there was this one girl. She was uh, blonde, petite.
He closes his eyes and takes a deep sniff.
VERONICA: Smelled of marshmallows and promises.
LOGAN: Yep!
VERONICA: That’s the name of my perfume!

LOGAN: I thought our story was epic, you know? You and me.
VERONICA: Epic how?
LOGAN: Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed, epic.
LOGAN But summer's almost here. And we won't see each other at all. Then you'll leave town then...it's over.
VERONICA: Logan...
LOGAN: I'm sorry. About last summer.
LOGAN: You know, if I could do it over...
VERONICA: Come on. Ruined lives, bloodshed? You really think a relationship should be that hard?
LOGAN: No one writes songs about the ones that come easy.

LOGAN: Hello.
VERONICA: First let me say that I'm sorry for running out last night like I did. I was a bit overwhelmed; I needed to collect my thoughts, think about what you said.
LOGAN: Veronica...
VERONICA: Look, let me just get this out. I don't want to lose you from my life either. And I'm not saying I'm ready to dive back into anything, but after graduation, let's make it a point to see each other. See where that takes us. I remember what you said about our relationship being epic.
Veronica finally sees that he has no idea what she is talking about as Logan rests his head on the door.
VERONICA: ...Oh, God.
LOGAN: Last night was kind of a blur.

LOGAN: Look, whatever I said, I...
Veronica shakes her head and walks away from the door. Logan steps into the hallway after her.
LOGAN: You should know--
VERONICA: Stop.